Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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