Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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