you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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