you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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