I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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