had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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