my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
