Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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