he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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