Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
How does it feel to date your dad?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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