oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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