We should be called the Road Head Warriors
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
