I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Randomize
