fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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