Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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