I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
