I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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