Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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