Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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