OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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