We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
