dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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