Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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