If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
pray to the hookup gods
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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