you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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