What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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