Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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