A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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