i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Randomize
