You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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