so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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