Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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