I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
All the doctor said was why
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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