Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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