i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Even my vagina gasped.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I need a burrito and a hug.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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