I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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