so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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