i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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