p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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