NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
