They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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