Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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