I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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