All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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