Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I understand Curling. That high.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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