Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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