And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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