Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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