i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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