Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
