doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think my vagina is haunted
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
No...this little piggys going to the bar
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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